Rozay Hilton: Gossip blogger extroadinare (for now)

Bonjour mes amis! Air kisses all around because today I am going to divulge in the wonderous art of, gossip blogging! Basically gossip blogging is like online tabloids, except I don't BREAK the breaking news, I mock it. Sooooo lemme open up AOL, and look for anything that sounds interesting. Uno secondo mes ami's (oooh I'm trilingual)

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Swha? This can't be right...JT and Snoop dog might team up for a musical?! Does this mean their going to start a kick line in da club??? Will the Rockettes be shaking their booties suggestively while Snoop spits some rhymes about all da girls in da club, alternating between hip hop hand moves and jazz hands???? If this does come true, comment if you wanna see it with me!

Oh no you didn't Anderson Cooper! *snaps fingers in a Z formation*
Apparently earlier this week on CNN Cooper ranted about Heidi's Britney Spearsesque performance for the Miss Universe Pagent.
If I do say so myself, the performance was pretty horrific. It featured Heidi shaking her booty in a flesh colored VINYL belly shirt and bell bottoms.....but though the fashion faux pas may make you want to gauge your eyes out, that wasn't all. According to Cooper, Heidi couldn't even lip sync the words right! Take a look at what he has to say (http://http://www.popeater.com/2009/08/28/speidi-spencer-heidi-anderson-cooper/)
But it seems that Heidi was THRILLED to have herself ripped to shreds by Coopdog! Way to be an optomist Heidi! Try the same tactic the next time you unleash your claws for a cat fight on the hills! But you have to give our girl Heidi credit, it was her first performance. Maybe Anderson Cooper should be the one to soften up, huh?
Tell me what you think! Click the shiny comment button! Mwah!!!!

how to shock conservative people part 2

Shocking people is fun, especially the uptight ones! Here are some ways to shock people!
1. cut your hair short! Stupid brothers will think you've turned lesbian
2. meantion drag queens as a common conversation topic. You may get wierd looks, but their very fun to talk about! Who would talk about the economy over the dinner table when they could talk about Rupaul?
3. wear funky clothes! Dress in all black one day, and then some flowy pesant blouse the next! Be unpredictable, keep your conservative on their toes!
4. Swear in public.
I'll come up with more ways later, but that's it for now!

closeted rock 'n' roll

Paramore has a new music video. This video features them rocking out, in what looks like an empty closet (that they somehow managed to cram a drum kit into). It is a cool video Hayley is controlling the lighting and effects by handling the closets sole lightbulb like her carrot mike. Meanwhile the guys are headbanging despite the lack of space. IT'S THE FIRST MUSIC VIDEO WITH TAYLOR IN IT! YAY TAYLOR! The video cuts between their closet concert, Hayley in what looks like a bunch of funhouse mirrors. Hayley has Gwen Stefani style buns, and a suit thing. By the end of the video the guys somehow manage to tie poor hayley up with a bunch of extension chords. They all continue rocking out, and the video fades.
Overall:****and a1/2 stars

homophobia, what's the point?

Hey good people of the interweb, I want you to get your butts over to MY SISTERBLOG: READTEAPEACE! Mon ami wrote an amazing entry on how stupid homophobia is, and some wacko bible thumping church. They protested the American Idol concert because Adam Lambert is touring with the rest of the idols, and openly gay.
It makes me really sad that people find being gay wrong, and it makes me even more MAD when they are prejudiced against people because they ARE gay. What are your thoughts on homophobia?

Once upon a concert (The Tale of Paramore, the littlest Hippie, and the very happy ending) pt. 1

Once upon a time the littlest hippie sat in her babysitters car. They were going to pick her obsessive compulsive skater punk twin up from the skate park, and the littlest hippie was so bored that she turned to the radio for solace. She turned it to her favorite station and listened happily to the various top forty hits. Then something different came on the radio, it was a very loud rock song with lots of guitar and drumming, the littlest hippie was surprised usually she listened to pop music, not this stuff. But much to her surprise she LIKED it, a lot. Once they picked up her ocd punk brother, and his neanderthal best friend, she turned the radio up even louder. She needed all the music she could get to drown out their dirty jokes. To her surprise the song came on again, and she smiled. She decided that she liked that song VERY VERY much, and asked her babysitter to turn it up louder. The littlest hippies brother frowned, he didn't like his sister listening to this stuff. He said it was emo, the littlest hippie didn't know what that meant, but at least the song was good.
Later that night the littlest hippie was distraught. She wanted to listen to the song again, but she didn't know the band OR the song's name! So she did what everyone does when they need new music, she typed a lyric into youtube.
The littlest hippie clicked the first search that came up, and watched happily. It was a music video by a band called Paramore. Suddenly it dawned on her that paramore was that bunch of punks who got between her and episodes of MADE when she watched MTV. She also realized something else, this stuff was AWESOME! The littlest hippie ate it up, watching every Paramore video she could find. By the time Christmas rolled around the littlest hippie added the paramore album RIOT to her Christmas list. She was sure that she would explode if she didn't have "Misery Bussiness" on her Ipod soon. (Little did she know that she would one day accidently have FOUR verisons of the song on her Ipod. One live, one a video, one acoustic, and one regular)
Upon the new year coming, the littlest hippie was about to explode! PARAMORE WAS GOING TO BE ON THE MTV NEW YEARS CELEBRATION! THEY WERE GOING TO PERFORM! COULD IT GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS?
On New Years eve the littlest hippie forced EVERY MEMBER OF HER FAMILY to watch Paramore on MTV. She didn't care about Dick Clark and his yammering, all she cared about was watching Hayley and the guys. Hayley was Paramore's lead singer. She had bright red hair that looked like kool aid, and the littlest hippie thought (and still thinks) she was the coolest person EVER. She would DIE if she didn't get hair like that, and nearly fainted at the thought of meeting her.
Paramore's new years performanced rocked her world, the littlest hippie watched spellbound as Hayley clung to the microphone and swayed to the beat. She noticed that her hair was crimped, and she liked it very much. The Littlest Hippie then made it her new years resolution to become punk like them.
The next day the littlest hippie and her mom went to the mall, the littlest hippie realized that she liked the colors red and black, so she hunted for everything she could with that color scheme. She got lovely plastic bangels that clinked when her hands moved, and a red and black shirt with SPARKLES!
On Monday, the littlest Hippie was super excited to show off her new swag. She presented herself in homeroom with a ta da and jazz hands. Her homeroom buddy however, was not pleased. It turned out that she sided with her deluded skater punk brother and thought the littlest hippie's clothes were emo too! This would result in a year long fued about the littlest hippies style, which would eventually be made up and forgotten about.
Regardless of what her homeroom buddy said, the littlest hippie continued to be herself.
One day in March the littlest hippie was sitting in the car with her dad and brother listening to her Ipod. Paramore had presented a whole new wonderous spectrum of music to listen to, she found that she loved bands like Jimmy Eat World, Panic at the Disco, and all time low that she still loves today.
As she drummed along to the Jimmy eat world song " A praise chorus" she still managed to hear an announcement from the DJ. Paramore and Jimmy Eat World, were coming. Here. to her town. she would be on the same soil as HAYLEY! The littlest hippie screamed with all her might, she screamed so loud that her brother hit her in the eye with an ear bud. From that day on she begged her parents to take her to the concert. But sadly, she couldn't go. Her parents were going to be in the Dominican republic because of a vacation her dad won in work. The littlest hippie was heart broken to say the least. She cried herself to sleep for a week straight, only to dream of being at that very concert.
The day of the concert however, the littlest hippie was still enthraleld she wore her paramore shirt and told every person that passed that they were in the same city as Hayley!!!!!
Sixth grade ended for her on a lovely note, she had found out how to be herself, and all because of a song on the radio. It's wierd how stuff can change like that.
This is my back story on how I became a Paramore fan. Last night I went to their concert and it was the best night of my life. I stood in the same PARKING LOT AS THE BAND. I SAW ZAC GO BY ON A BIKE! I will write more later

Protest, because jobs aren't for everyone (hopes and dreams of the littlest hippie, who ain't gonna stop)

Suburbia=hell. The last thing I want is to marry a dude in a suit or owns a brief case. I will never live in the seventh little box house amongst thousands that look just like mine. I'll never be brainwashed by school spirit. And guess what, I'm keeping my hair just as it is now. 'Cept it'll be red.
The left side of my nose will have a teeny tiny hole with a ruby stud poking out. My hip will have a tattoo of a peace sign on a teensy chunk skin. My feet will go anywhere but here. My passport will be very worn. My year of French class will be well used. I'll be dirt poor and happy. While the rest of the world is rich and miserable. I'll help people out and study CLC and this year I'll be volunteering there for my third summer. I don't like doing stuff for a long time, so ya gotta realize I love 'em.
When I grow up I'll live in a loft in NYC with a fire escape that I climb around on like a monkey. And when I go inside to read and drink I won't be lonely 'cause this is the city that is insomniac. I like noise and cars and buses and subways so I'll be perfectly happy there. I'll live in East Village where I was always meant to be.
I'll write and I'll write on napkins and notebooks and paperplates with pencils and pens and pastels just to get stuff done and entertain myself.
Maybe I'll meet a guy. And I most certainly will befriend a drag queen with a funky name like Roxie or Harmony. And I'll make friends 'cause that's what I do I'd be lonely as a hermit, wouldn't you? So up until I set foot in my loft, I'll live life and I won't ever stop.
What are your hopes and dreams?

wowzers.

Micheal Jackson just died like...an hour ago. I mean, I wasn't a huge fan or anything, but I just realized the dude who did the 'thriller' dance won't be around anymore. Farrah Fawcett died too, today's been a day full of celebrity deaths. Wow. I mean, I saw Farrah's documentary and everything, and even she knew that her time was coming, but Micheal, no one freaking expected that. Isn't it wierd? I mean, people die all the time, but these two were according to my in shock mom, icons.
My mom has told me repatedly that she is in shock. She was running around the house for about five minutes saying so. Creepy isn't it? I mean when I heard he had a heart attack, and I thought "well that's okay, people survive those all the time". Then I kinda spaced out 'cause i've got an irrational fear of heart attacks, and while I was spacing out my mom goes "Rose TMZ says he's dead". And I kinda scoffed at that, 'cause TMZ is kind of like the Okay Magazine of news stations, well known but not reliable. So I told my mom that, and then apparently TMZ was...right. Oh my god.
It's another one of those wired things I can't wrap my head around. I mean they had a whole week of his stuff on American Idol just this year, and I play 'Beat it' on guitar hero.
How have you reacted to the recent events of the day?