Bonjour mes amis! Air kisses all around because today I am going to divulge in the wonderous art of, gossip blogging! Basically gossip blogging is like online tabloids, except I don't BREAK the breaking news, I mock it. Sooooo lemme open up AOL, and look for anything that sounds interesting. Uno secondo mes ami's (oooh I'm trilingual)
I'm pressing the lil' house button....
it's loading....
and here!
Swha? This can't be right...JT and Snoop dog might team up for a musical?! Does this mean their going to start a kick line in da club??? Will the Rockettes be shaking their booties suggestively while Snoop spits some rhymes about all da girls in da club, alternating between hip hop hand moves and jazz hands???? If this does come true, comment if you wanna see it with me!
Oh no you didn't Anderson Cooper! *snaps fingers in a Z formation*
Apparently earlier this week on CNN Cooper ranted about Heidi's Britney Spearsesque performance for the Miss Universe Pagent.
If I do say so myself, the performance was pretty horrific. It featured Heidi shaking her booty in a flesh colored VINYL belly shirt and bell bottoms.....but though the fashion faux pas may make you want to gauge your eyes out, that wasn't all. According to Cooper, Heidi couldn't even lip sync the words right! Take a look at what he has to say (http://http://www.popeater.com/2009/08/28/speidi-spencer-heidi-anderson-cooper/)
But it seems that Heidi was THRILLED to have herself ripped to shreds by Coopdog! Way to be an optomist Heidi! Try the same tactic the next time you unleash your claws for a cat fight on the hills! But you have to give our girl Heidi credit, it was her first performance. Maybe Anderson Cooper should be the one to soften up, huh?
Tell me what you think! Click the shiny comment button! Mwah!!!!
Saturday, August 29, 2009
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OOOH!!! I like this idea of gossip blogging. (I would consider it as a funny idea for a career.) I did hear about Heidi at Miss Universe. I am not surprised that she sucked. The musical thing sounds funny, but I am affectionate towards JT, so perhaps it shall go well. Or badly.
Speaking of musicals, I SAW SOUTH PACIFIC TODAY!!! It was excellent, very mature. Don't take immature people to see it, whether they are 5 or 50.
Cool! Didja see it on Broadway???
YES I DID!!!
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