bye Leo. <3 ya

My fish died today. Happy Monday to me. When I woke up this morning he was at the bottom of his tank, his tail was facing up. I didn't think he was dead 'cause I thought when they died fish floated belly up. Apparently I was wrong. He used to be this gorgeous electric blue color. But this morning he lost all his color, he was just a pale sickly shell of "Dicaprio fish". I thought he was sleeping, so I tapped the glass a couple times and...yeah.
And this afternoon when I came home from school, I went up to my room and he was just gone. His tank and his food and net and all that jazz was nowhere to be seen. Jesus my desk where his tank was looks so empty now. Like there's this big massive gaping empty space screaming at me that the little dude is probably somewhere in the Michigan sewer system. Dammit, I had to watch him suffer too. He just kept getting sicker and sicker. Near the end he couldn't even swim up to the top of his tank. It was like he gave up hope. I knew he was at the end of his rope last night, but I didn't even think to say anything along the lines "bye Leo, love you...". I mean I knew this was going to happen for such a long time, but it's a shock that it's actually happened.
RIP Leo

The littlest hippie gets her glam on

Once upon a time the littlest hippie went to her second concert of the summer. This time she waited in a long line with her best friend to meet people. She stood in front of a very sharp pointy bush, and in front of a very tall pointy fence that she could barely see over. She did so for three hours, in the hot, blazing sun. But was it worth it?
Yes, because Alison Iraheta signed a peice of paper for her, and Matt Giraud touched her shoulder. (Michigan pride!!!) The littlest hippie was very happy, it was worth the three hour wait. When the littlest hippie got home, five minutes after collapsing on the couch (from the whole "standing three hours thing") her uncle came. She took her awesome cousin, lets call her mini glambert, up to her room. They talked about school, and clothes.
When it was time for dinner the littlest hippie gobbled up a yummylicious sloppy joe, and watermelon. The littlest hippie loves watermelon.
After dinner, it was time for her to pick out the attire for the night. She wore a long black shirt that said "Live Free" on it in an Ed Hardyesque way. It's a very cool shirt because the "live free" part is ironed on. She paired this with strechy black leggings, and a studded belt. She let mini glambert wear her super special chain necklace, but mini glambert gave it back and let her wear it. For her shoes she wore her plaid drawn on converse, they look well loved.
When it was time to go to the venue, they all piled in Uncle Hippie's, mini van.
They found their seats, and waited....
and waited...
and waited...
finally the words "american idol concert tour" flashed across the screen, and the venue went dark.
Micheal went first, the littlest hippie thought he was pretty good. Megan improved a lot from when she was on the show...but what she didn't expect was how amazing scott was. He wowed her with his piano skills, and lovely voice, other than Adam he was a fav. Lil Rounds sounded kinda hoarse, but still managed to rock the single ladies song. The littlest hippie and her mom danced to that one. The littlest hippie was kinda dissapointed in Anoop, she thought he could've done better. He came out a magic hole in the middle of the stage though, that was cool.
Alison amazed her. She looked like Hayley from Paramore with her firey gorgeous hair blowing in the wind, and the way she rocked that guitar had the littlest hippie completely spellbound. When Allison sang the opening words to "cry baby" the littlest hippie shrieked. Allison was practically MADE for Janis joplin songs. It was absolutely amazing, she made Janis proud. She pulled it off EXTREMELY WELL, AND JANIS SONGS ARE SUPER HARD TO SING!!!Janis is probably watching Allison in hevan going "damn, that little red head chick can sing".
Allison has some pipes, she's gonna go far.
The littlest hippie sat impaitently through Danny Gokey's set. This 15 or so minutes served to her as "snack time". She gulped some pepsi to keep from falling over (standing for three hours can do that to you) and mooched off her brother's food.
One thing that kinda impressed her was that Danny Gokey can dance, he was doing a bunch of funky salsa moves! Anyhoo, lets get to the *good* stuff.
Lets just say, when Adam came out the littlest hippie exploded! She shrieked "HOLY MOTHER" and screamed over and over. Once the inital freaking out was over, she watched spellbound as he DRY HUMPED THE FREAKING MIC STAND RIGHT BEFORE HER EYES!!!!!!!! He was goregous in his spiky jacket that only he can pull off. When he sang starlight, she got this goofy deleriously happy, Adam lambert induced grin on her face. And of course, she went insane during "Mad World". He was even better than on her Ipod! The effects were great too, it was all smokey and mysterious.
But then came the david Bowie medley....
when he took off his jacket, the littlest hippie about died. He looked drop dead gorgeous in his glittery tuxedo vest thing. His arms were STUNNING, esspecially paired with the black glittery gorgeousness of that godforsaken vest. Once she died from the jacket throwing, she went to hevan when he started gyrating his pelvis in the most sexy way ever. Suddenly it occured to her that she would never marry, because no one could be as stunning, and sexy, and gorgeous as Adam. When he told the crowd to get up and dance, she sprang right out of her seet and got funky. Whilst he moved his pelvis in the most tantalizing way....
But then it was over, just like that, and Kris came on. The littlest hippie adopted the same bored expression she used for danny gokey, until Kris strummed a most familiar tune...HE WAS SINGING HEY JUDE! THE LITTLEST HIPPIE IMMEADIATELY SPRANG OUT OF HER SEAT AND STARTED WAVING HER ARMS. That moment was magical, and one of the small details that she will never forget (along with adam's pelvic movements). When Adam and everyone came out to sing with Kris, she died again. When they all sang "don't stop beliving" and that disco ball dropped, the littlest hippie realized this had been one hell of a summer. She is enternally grateful for it. And even in the most sucky days, she'll have the memories of Hayley's headbanging (And adams smexy dance moves) to keep her going.

Rozay Hilton: Gossip blogger extroadinare (for now)

Bonjour mes amis! Air kisses all around because today I am going to divulge in the wonderous art of, gossip blogging! Basically gossip blogging is like online tabloids, except I don't BREAK the breaking news, I mock it. Sooooo lemme open up AOL, and look for anything that sounds interesting. Uno secondo mes ami's (oooh I'm trilingual)

I'm pressing the lil' house button....

it's loading....

and here!

Swha? This can't be right...JT and Snoop dog might team up for a musical?! Does this mean their going to start a kick line in da club??? Will the Rockettes be shaking their booties suggestively while Snoop spits some rhymes about all da girls in da club, alternating between hip hop hand moves and jazz hands???? If this does come true, comment if you wanna see it with me!

Oh no you didn't Anderson Cooper! *snaps fingers in a Z formation*
Apparently earlier this week on CNN Cooper ranted about Heidi's Britney Spearsesque performance for the Miss Universe Pagent.
If I do say so myself, the performance was pretty horrific. It featured Heidi shaking her booty in a flesh colored VINYL belly shirt and bell bottoms.....but though the fashion faux pas may make you want to gauge your eyes out, that wasn't all. According to Cooper, Heidi couldn't even lip sync the words right! Take a look at what he has to say (http://http://www.popeater.com/2009/08/28/speidi-spencer-heidi-anderson-cooper/)
But it seems that Heidi was THRILLED to have herself ripped to shreds by Coopdog! Way to be an optomist Heidi! Try the same tactic the next time you unleash your claws for a cat fight on the hills! But you have to give our girl Heidi credit, it was her first performance. Maybe Anderson Cooper should be the one to soften up, huh?
Tell me what you think! Click the shiny comment button! Mwah!!!!

how to shock conservative people part 2

Shocking people is fun, especially the uptight ones! Here are some ways to shock people!
1. cut your hair short! Stupid brothers will think you've turned lesbian
2. meantion drag queens as a common conversation topic. You may get wierd looks, but their very fun to talk about! Who would talk about the economy over the dinner table when they could talk about Rupaul?
3. wear funky clothes! Dress in all black one day, and then some flowy pesant blouse the next! Be unpredictable, keep your conservative on their toes!
4. Swear in public.
I'll come up with more ways later, but that's it for now!

closeted rock 'n' roll

Paramore has a new music video. This video features them rocking out, in what looks like an empty closet (that they somehow managed to cram a drum kit into). It is a cool video Hayley is controlling the lighting and effects by handling the closets sole lightbulb like her carrot mike. Meanwhile the guys are headbanging despite the lack of space. IT'S THE FIRST MUSIC VIDEO WITH TAYLOR IN IT! YAY TAYLOR! The video cuts between their closet concert, Hayley in what looks like a bunch of funhouse mirrors. Hayley has Gwen Stefani style buns, and a suit thing. By the end of the video the guys somehow manage to tie poor hayley up with a bunch of extension chords. They all continue rocking out, and the video fades.
Overall:****and a1/2 stars

homophobia, what's the point?

Hey good people of the interweb, I want you to get your butts over to MY SISTERBLOG: READTEAPEACE! Mon ami wrote an amazing entry on how stupid homophobia is, and some wacko bible thumping church. They protested the American Idol concert because Adam Lambert is touring with the rest of the idols, and openly gay.
It makes me really sad that people find being gay wrong, and it makes me even more MAD when they are prejudiced against people because they ARE gay. What are your thoughts on homophobia?

Once upon a concert (The Tale of Paramore, the littlest Hippie, and the very happy ending) pt. 1

Once upon a time the littlest hippie sat in her babysitters car. They were going to pick her obsessive compulsive skater punk twin up from the skate park, and the littlest hippie was so bored that she turned to the radio for solace. She turned it to her favorite station and listened happily to the various top forty hits. Then something different came on the radio, it was a very loud rock song with lots of guitar and drumming, the littlest hippie was surprised usually she listened to pop music, not this stuff. But much to her surprise she LIKED it, a lot. Once they picked up her ocd punk brother, and his neanderthal best friend, she turned the radio up even louder. She needed all the music she could get to drown out their dirty jokes. To her surprise the song came on again, and she smiled. She decided that she liked that song VERY VERY much, and asked her babysitter to turn it up louder. The littlest hippies brother frowned, he didn't like his sister listening to this stuff. He said it was emo, the littlest hippie didn't know what that meant, but at least the song was good.
Later that night the littlest hippie was distraught. She wanted to listen to the song again, but she didn't know the band OR the song's name! So she did what everyone does when they need new music, she typed a lyric into youtube.
The littlest hippie clicked the first search that came up, and watched happily. It was a music video by a band called Paramore. Suddenly it dawned on her that paramore was that bunch of punks who got between her and episodes of MADE when she watched MTV. She also realized something else, this stuff was AWESOME! The littlest hippie ate it up, watching every Paramore video she could find. By the time Christmas rolled around the littlest hippie added the paramore album RIOT to her Christmas list. She was sure that she would explode if she didn't have "Misery Bussiness" on her Ipod soon. (Little did she know that she would one day accidently have FOUR verisons of the song on her Ipod. One live, one a video, one acoustic, and one regular)
Upon the new year coming, the littlest hippie was about to explode! PARAMORE WAS GOING TO BE ON THE MTV NEW YEARS CELEBRATION! THEY WERE GOING TO PERFORM! COULD IT GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS?
On New Years eve the littlest hippie forced EVERY MEMBER OF HER FAMILY to watch Paramore on MTV. She didn't care about Dick Clark and his yammering, all she cared about was watching Hayley and the guys. Hayley was Paramore's lead singer. She had bright red hair that looked like kool aid, and the littlest hippie thought (and still thinks) she was the coolest person EVER. She would DIE if she didn't get hair like that, and nearly fainted at the thought of meeting her.
Paramore's new years performanced rocked her world, the littlest hippie watched spellbound as Hayley clung to the microphone and swayed to the beat. She noticed that her hair was crimped, and she liked it very much. The Littlest Hippie then made it her new years resolution to become punk like them.
The next day the littlest hippie and her mom went to the mall, the littlest hippie realized that she liked the colors red and black, so she hunted for everything she could with that color scheme. She got lovely plastic bangels that clinked when her hands moved, and a red and black shirt with SPARKLES!
On Monday, the littlest Hippie was super excited to show off her new swag. She presented herself in homeroom with a ta da and jazz hands. Her homeroom buddy however, was not pleased. It turned out that she sided with her deluded skater punk brother and thought the littlest hippie's clothes were emo too! This would result in a year long fued about the littlest hippies style, which would eventually be made up and forgotten about.
Regardless of what her homeroom buddy said, the littlest hippie continued to be herself.
One day in March the littlest hippie was sitting in the car with her dad and brother listening to her Ipod. Paramore had presented a whole new wonderous spectrum of music to listen to, she found that she loved bands like Jimmy Eat World, Panic at the Disco, and all time low that she still loves today.
As she drummed along to the Jimmy eat world song " A praise chorus" she still managed to hear an announcement from the DJ. Paramore and Jimmy Eat World, were coming. Here. to her town. she would be on the same soil as HAYLEY! The littlest hippie screamed with all her might, she screamed so loud that her brother hit her in the eye with an ear bud. From that day on she begged her parents to take her to the concert. But sadly, she couldn't go. Her parents were going to be in the Dominican republic because of a vacation her dad won in work. The littlest hippie was heart broken to say the least. She cried herself to sleep for a week straight, only to dream of being at that very concert.
The day of the concert however, the littlest hippie was still enthraleld she wore her paramore shirt and told every person that passed that they were in the same city as Hayley!!!!!
Sixth grade ended for her on a lovely note, she had found out how to be herself, and all because of a song on the radio. It's wierd how stuff can change like that.
This is my back story on how I became a Paramore fan. Last night I went to their concert and it was the best night of my life. I stood in the same PARKING LOT AS THE BAND. I SAW ZAC GO BY ON A BIKE! I will write more later