Rozay Hilton: Gossip blogger extroadinare (for now)

Bonjour mes amis! Air kisses all around because today I am going to divulge in the wonderous art of, gossip blogging! Basically gossip blogging is like online tabloids, except I don't BREAK the breaking news, I mock it. Sooooo lemme open up AOL, and look for anything that sounds interesting. Uno secondo mes ami's (oooh I'm trilingual)

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Swha? This can't be right...JT and Snoop dog might team up for a musical?! Does this mean their going to start a kick line in da club??? Will the Rockettes be shaking their booties suggestively while Snoop spits some rhymes about all da girls in da club, alternating between hip hop hand moves and jazz hands???? If this does come true, comment if you wanna see it with me!

Oh no you didn't Anderson Cooper! *snaps fingers in a Z formation*
Apparently earlier this week on CNN Cooper ranted about Heidi's Britney Spearsesque performance for the Miss Universe Pagent.
If I do say so myself, the performance was pretty horrific. It featured Heidi shaking her booty in a flesh colored VINYL belly shirt and bell bottoms.....but though the fashion faux pas may make you want to gauge your eyes out, that wasn't all. According to Cooper, Heidi couldn't even lip sync the words right! Take a look at what he has to say (http://http://www.popeater.com/2009/08/28/speidi-spencer-heidi-anderson-cooper/)
But it seems that Heidi was THRILLED to have herself ripped to shreds by Coopdog! Way to be an optomist Heidi! Try the same tactic the next time you unleash your claws for a cat fight on the hills! But you have to give our girl Heidi credit, it was her first performance. Maybe Anderson Cooper should be the one to soften up, huh?
Tell me what you think! Click the shiny comment button! Mwah!!!!

how to shock conservative people part 2

Shocking people is fun, especially the uptight ones! Here are some ways to shock people!
1. cut your hair short! Stupid brothers will think you've turned lesbian
2. meantion drag queens as a common conversation topic. You may get wierd looks, but their very fun to talk about! Who would talk about the economy over the dinner table when they could talk about Rupaul?
3. wear funky clothes! Dress in all black one day, and then some flowy pesant blouse the next! Be unpredictable, keep your conservative on their toes!
4. Swear in public.
I'll come up with more ways later, but that's it for now!

closeted rock 'n' roll

Paramore has a new music video. This video features them rocking out, in what looks like an empty closet (that they somehow managed to cram a drum kit into). It is a cool video Hayley is controlling the lighting and effects by handling the closets sole lightbulb like her carrot mike. Meanwhile the guys are headbanging despite the lack of space. IT'S THE FIRST MUSIC VIDEO WITH TAYLOR IN IT! YAY TAYLOR! The video cuts between their closet concert, Hayley in what looks like a bunch of funhouse mirrors. Hayley has Gwen Stefani style buns, and a suit thing. By the end of the video the guys somehow manage to tie poor hayley up with a bunch of extension chords. They all continue rocking out, and the video fades.
Overall:****and a1/2 stars