The littlest hippie gets her glam on

Once upon a time the littlest hippie went to her second concert of the summer. This time she waited in a long line with her best friend to meet people. She stood in front of a very sharp pointy bush, and in front of a very tall pointy fence that she could barely see over. She did so for three hours, in the hot, blazing sun. But was it worth it?
Yes, because Alison Iraheta signed a peice of paper for her, and Matt Giraud touched her shoulder. (Michigan pride!!!) The littlest hippie was very happy, it was worth the three hour wait. When the littlest hippie got home, five minutes after collapsing on the couch (from the whole "standing three hours thing") her uncle came. She took her awesome cousin, lets call her mini glambert, up to her room. They talked about school, and clothes.
When it was time for dinner the littlest hippie gobbled up a yummylicious sloppy joe, and watermelon. The littlest hippie loves watermelon.
After dinner, it was time for her to pick out the attire for the night. She wore a long black shirt that said "Live Free" on it in an Ed Hardyesque way. It's a very cool shirt because the "live free" part is ironed on. She paired this with strechy black leggings, and a studded belt. She let mini glambert wear her super special chain necklace, but mini glambert gave it back and let her wear it. For her shoes she wore her plaid drawn on converse, they look well loved.
When it was time to go to the venue, they all piled in Uncle Hippie's, mini van.
They found their seats, and waited....
and waited...
and waited...
finally the words "american idol concert tour" flashed across the screen, and the venue went dark.
Micheal went first, the littlest hippie thought he was pretty good. Megan improved a lot from when she was on the show...but what she didn't expect was how amazing scott was. He wowed her with his piano skills, and lovely voice, other than Adam he was a fav. Lil Rounds sounded kinda hoarse, but still managed to rock the single ladies song. The littlest hippie and her mom danced to that one. The littlest hippie was kinda dissapointed in Anoop, she thought he could've done better. He came out a magic hole in the middle of the stage though, that was cool.
Alison amazed her. She looked like Hayley from Paramore with her firey gorgeous hair blowing in the wind, and the way she rocked that guitar had the littlest hippie completely spellbound. When Allison sang the opening words to "cry baby" the littlest hippie shrieked. Allison was practically MADE for Janis joplin songs. It was absolutely amazing, she made Janis proud. She pulled it off EXTREMELY WELL, AND JANIS SONGS ARE SUPER HARD TO SING!!!Janis is probably watching Allison in hevan going "damn, that little red head chick can sing".
Allison has some pipes, she's gonna go far.
The littlest hippie sat impaitently through Danny Gokey's set. This 15 or so minutes served to her as "snack time". She gulped some pepsi to keep from falling over (standing for three hours can do that to you) and mooched off her brother's food.
One thing that kinda impressed her was that Danny Gokey can dance, he was doing a bunch of funky salsa moves! Anyhoo, lets get to the *good* stuff.
Lets just say, when Adam came out the littlest hippie exploded! She shrieked "HOLY MOTHER" and screamed over and over. Once the inital freaking out was over, she watched spellbound as he DRY HUMPED THE FREAKING MIC STAND RIGHT BEFORE HER EYES!!!!!!!! He was goregous in his spiky jacket that only he can pull off. When he sang starlight, she got this goofy deleriously happy, Adam lambert induced grin on her face. And of course, she went insane during "Mad World". He was even better than on her Ipod! The effects were great too, it was all smokey and mysterious.
But then came the david Bowie medley....
when he took off his jacket, the littlest hippie about died. He looked drop dead gorgeous in his glittery tuxedo vest thing. His arms were STUNNING, esspecially paired with the black glittery gorgeousness of that godforsaken vest. Once she died from the jacket throwing, she went to hevan when he started gyrating his pelvis in the most sexy way ever. Suddenly it occured to her that she would never marry, because no one could be as stunning, and sexy, and gorgeous as Adam. When he told the crowd to get up and dance, she sprang right out of her seet and got funky. Whilst he moved his pelvis in the most tantalizing way....
But then it was over, just like that, and Kris came on. The littlest hippie adopted the same bored expression she used for danny gokey, until Kris strummed a most familiar tune...HE WAS SINGING HEY JUDE! THE LITTLEST HIPPIE IMMEADIATELY SPRANG OUT OF HER SEAT AND STARTED WAVING HER ARMS. That moment was magical, and one of the small details that she will never forget (along with adam's pelvic movements). When Adam and everyone came out to sing with Kris, she died again. When they all sang "don't stop beliving" and that disco ball dropped, the littlest hippie realized this had been one hell of a summer. She is enternally grateful for it. And even in the most sucky days, she'll have the memories of Hayley's headbanging (And adams smexy dance moves) to keep her going.